The inner mumbles of the Mumbly Panda

Fat Lips...

So...i went to play basketball today...ive got an addition to my achiing heels, killing me every so slowly knees, out of breath/groggy persona and ultimate promise to myself not to over Charles Barkley-sise myself...I've got a fat lip.
Yes...I started a fight on this big dude who goes by the name Igor...he's 7"2 and he was wise crackin me all day gettin up in ma business so i cracked out the "yo momma" jokes bag...didnt go too well as you can see. No im kidding, no fight..just a minor accident with Joe Tang...he was goin up for the shot under the rim and did so by turning in mid air and jumpiing backwards...i happened to be walkin extra slowly to regain a sense of conciousness...BAM! i get knocked to the floor...
i can taste blood...there is a balloon being blown in lip...i can feel the cells gettin out the air pump..

"More!!"
"More...?!"
"He doesnt look silly enough yet...i want it to look like he's hidin a gobstopper in there!"
"You're the boss...!!"

But aside from that knock...i think all my teeth are still in place (phew!) and it was a good session of basketball...very high paced...According to bert, i look like a character from the Simpsons..wicked style.

Comedian of the day: William

Reason: Awesome defensive marking skills

Explanation to his key of success: sticks a homing device on the player he is marking and not the BALL...ends up lookin like hes goin for a hug all the time...like hugging the opponents butt.

Downfall to the method: Was kneed in the groin twice by the same guy on 2 different occasions...Debra couldnt help but laugh.

Angelina Jolie, my lips are comin to get you...well, for a couple days anyway...

Song of the Day: "Canon" by George Winston (different version...still pretty awesome)

posted by Mumbly Panda @ 15:18