The inner mumbles of the Mumbly Panda

Now what will it be sir...?

So...its been a really funny night. A very unexpected night but ill take it anyway cos i dont usually have that many unexpected UNPLANNED funny nights.
It starts off in my bedroom at 9:45pm...im watching this flash story between Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat that bert sent me a link of when i hear this giggle comin from matt's room...i then hear my mom's footsteps get closer and closer to his door...then she burts out giggling. not wanting to be left out in the dark, i try to investigate what the funnys was all about.

It turned out Will was shaving the side of his head with one of his friend's clippers when zing! he created a small and not so delicate hole on the side of his head! cos his friends went home for the holiday period...he had no one to turn to but matt. matt, who has never cut hair in his life agreed to help him...this being calling my mother to step in and shave and clip will's hair. but thats the problem...CLIP and SHAVE. my mom has probably got almost no experience in this except for the time she tried a couple of times with my hair...failed but thanked God that i have wavy hair and therefore cover any mistakes she make. therefore, it was passed onto me as the only experience ive had in cutting hair was clipping matt's hair once which i thought i did moderately well for a first timer as you can see... So i agreed to do it whilst strugglin to breathe due to my state of laughter and almost utter breakdown...

10:30pm - bell is rung. crunch time. zing time. up comes Debra and Mandy...i could hear them at the bottom of the stairs with Deb's giggles being the most prominent...altho no giggles heard by Will. i could sense a feeling of deep concern and nervousness...We sit him down...i take a look at the side of the head...it wasnt too bad...it didnt look like it was a hole the size of a space continuum ring which will suck anythin in its sight...it was still laughable though. Will takes it on the chin has a little laugh...my mom walks out...
"william..what have you done?"
Debs and Mandy start to giggle again...i mean, CONTINOUSLY giggle. matt tries to hold it in by biting his fist...its too difficult. classic william. thats why he's the best. i introduce him to my rules:
1)"this is a clipper and we'll be using it"
2)"dont move..dont scratch..."
3)"dont make me laugh..."

william..."okeyy...i will do dat...bah fess (but first)...less pray! Father God...give Ross the patience and calmness whilst cutting my hair! Amen!"
---20 seconds later---
* BUZZ...BUZZ *
"MAHHH!!!!"
"Noo.....?!!! what have u done Ross?!"
"jus kiddin..."
"you ah..."
my mom thinned out the hair around the sides to maintain its shape...and now it was upto God to help me with the clipping...thank goodness for Debra and Mandy's comments...otherwise, william would have a beak for the back of his head...slowly got into the hang of things by the end...mandy's word of advice:
"If you can't get the sides flat..maybe u should shave a line on his head?" :D
The look on will's face was of deep focuseness to keep his head straight and prevent me from cracking up...although matt, debs and mand were doin a good job counteracting him though...i remember in between, i jus broke down into laughter...
"I CANT BELIEVE IM STANDIN HEAR CLIPPIN WILL'S HAIR AT 10:40PM WITH EVERYONE WATCHING ME."


But i think we got a happy bunny in the end.
Mandy...you're next!

Song of the day: "Canon in D" by Pachebell

posted by Mumbly Panda @ 00:30